When you’re getting ready to get the double handed gawk gawk and salad tossed, what’s the must have for having you butt taste delectable?
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When you’re getting ready to get the double handed gawk gawk and salad tossed, what’s the must have for having you butt taste delectable?
@Siiren
Lol jook you about to bust ya cheeks open for someone or something?
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Just warsh ya ass id say is the common courtesy basics
Not 6 hrs ago, like 10 mins before tops
Seriously what you thinkin? Theres secrets to ass care?
If dex said get some fruit spray and spray ya asshole would you do it? Would you want your woman to think you regularily scent your ass fruity?
Just trim the ass hair, warsh and scrub thoroughly with soap. Apply some nice scented moisturizer..
If you wanna get freaky get some maple syrup, or honey... theres no better man made cream to flavor an asshole better than whats already been made. Any ass flavoring you find online or in a sex shop will be made outta weird unnecessary shit. The grocery store already has all the ass sauce you need...
Just no hotsauce
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Lmao. You mean to say yall ain't doing routine anal douching before your intimate encounters? Wild
Lmao mawfuggas prolly dry scrub with a stale lemony scent lysol wet wipe and think its good to goQuote:
Originally Posted by Apache
I recommend spraying the shower nozzle up your butt to rinse before soap and scrub session
great tips.. I do this already .. one time I ate ass and it was delicious so I know asses taste diff … like hers tasted like mmm just buttery cinnamon it made me very arousedQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir Bustalot
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Originally Posted by Apache
tell me more
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Originally Posted by God Aby
nah just the usual balls and ass licked/sucked
i hope i'm not a punchline to you
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Originally Posted by Tommi Le Prince
You too good to share tips with us?
You out here with ya legs in the air in the diaper change position my nigga?Quote:
Originally Posted by doctor_wp
Ahahaha nah man I’m masculine as possible … usually just a slight hip elevationQuote:
Originally Posted by Vulgar
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get a Japanese toilet
I am not concerned with the cleanliness, I am more interested in providing a tantalizing experience for the licker per se.Quote:
Originally Posted by cody
ew.Quote:
Originally Posted by doctor_wp
Lmfao I read that again, wow, not what I meant, my fault.Quote:
Originally Posted by cody
I meant the cleanliness part is well taken care of and my focus now is enhancing the enjoyability much like women eat pineapples :funny:
I knew i shouldn't have came back in here.
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hahaaha at the visual created when calling it the diaper change position
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Originally Posted by doctor_wp
I regret posting anything personal on hereQuote:
Originally Posted by doctor_wp
I let strangers in and I shouldn't have
I ain't posting shit anymore.
Yall have a good one.
@doctor_wp
You ever looked into enema kits?
No but I think I want to do a colon cleansing at some pointQuote:
Originally Posted by Tommi Le Prince
Interesting. A title change.
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literally just get a spray nozzle shower head and spray up your butt in the showerQuote:
Originally Posted by doctor_wp
no appointments needed, you can do it anytime you want
nah.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Bustalot
Suit yourself
Trust me
If you're just relying on soap and water
You're not clean.
Hell
You should be dabbing with a cotton swab and alcohol regularly
Especially if you're bottoming
Dead@ diaper changing position
ok, but its a big step up from what the average western person does with dry ass-paper, and is the next step up from a bidet, a home enema with your shower
obviously not as good as throwin on some hand sanitizer and a ph balanced butthole moisturizer after a thorough scrub down with various grits of sponge to get a fine polish
im sure theres special creams and gels you can buy for your butthole these days
In the shower I squeeze the shower gel down my buttcrack and clench them together to form a seal. Then twerk to finish my cleaning cycle
run in place without lifting your feet off the ground to get each cheek bouncing the opposite of the other for the ultimate swish-washQuote:
Originally Posted by Emobito
Rubbing alcohol on/in your asshole?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tommi Le Prince
the burning sting lets you know its workingQuote:
Originally Posted by doctor_wp
If I were that ambitious, I'd use peroxide.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Bustalot
I have a bidet and I love her
scrubbing bubbles bathroom foaming tub cleanerQuote:
Originally Posted by doctor_wp