A couple and their dog got on the elevator with me. Dog starts violating my space and shit.
I wasn't in the mood so I said verbatim get your dog the fuck off me.
I'm kicking it in the fucking snout if it jumps on me again.
The building has a freight elevator for this. Why the fuck are you taking your dog on the common elevators?
Guy gets kinda snide with me like "I never heard a rule like that"
And my exact words were "it's just common courtesy you stupid motherfucker"
And then the rest of the elevator ride was quiet and awkward.
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