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    Tommi Giovanni
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    Trust me

    If you're just relying on soap and water

    You're not clean.

    Hell

    You should be dabbing with a cotton swab and alcohol regularly

    Especially if you're bottoming

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    Dead@ diaper changing position
    Where were you when I recorded in the bathroom?
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    Moose (who I usually feel is an impulsive moron with shallow intellect) .

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    ok, but its a big step up from what the average western person does with dry ass-paper, and is the next step up from a bidet, a home enema with your shower

    obviously not as good as throwin on some hand sanitizer and a ph balanced butthole moisturizer after a thorough scrub down with various grits of sponge to get a fine polish

    im sure theres special creams and gels you can buy for your butthole these days
    Outwardly there is cronological time. The mind has applied this internally, it says, logically there is time its obvious. So then the mind thinks within time. I am a little depressed now, but i will get to a state of non depression later. The now and later is the time. Takes time to get from here to there. This is also creating a duality. Two things. I am this(the now), i will be that(the later). Simple things like this make you believe in theres a me controlling the thinking.
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    In the shower I squeeze the shower gel down my buttcrack and clench them together to form a seal. Then twerk to finish my cleaning cycle
    Where were you when I recorded in the bathroom?
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    Moose (who I usually feel is an impulsive moron with shallow intellect) .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emobito View Post
    In the shower I squeeze the shower gel down my buttcrack and clench them together to form a seal. Then twerk to finish my cleaning cycle
    run in place without lifting your feet off the ground to get each cheek bouncing the opposite of the other for the ultimate swish-wash
    Outwardly there is cronological time. The mind has applied this internally, it says, logically there is time its obvious. So then the mind thinks within time. I am a little depressed now, but i will get to a state of non depression later. The now and later is the time. Takes time to get from here to there. This is also creating a duality. Two things. I am this(the now), i will be that(the later). Simple things like this make you believe in theres a me controlling the thinking.
    nawmchomsky?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommi Le Prince View Post
    Trust me

    If you're just relying on soap and water

    You're not clean.

    Hell

    You should be dabbing with a cotton swab and alcohol regularly

    Especially if you're bottoming
    Rubbing alcohol on/in your asshole?


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    Quote Originally Posted by doctor_wp View Post
    Rubbing alcohol on/in your asshole?
    the burning sting lets you know its working
    Outwardly there is cronological time. The mind has applied this internally, it says, logically there is time its obvious. So then the mind thinks within time. I am a little depressed now, but i will get to a state of non depression later. The now and later is the time. Takes time to get from here to there. This is also creating a duality. Two things. I am this(the now), i will be that(the later). Simple things like this make you believe in theres a me controlling the thinking.
    nawmchomsky?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Bustalot View Post
    the burning sting lets you know its working
    If I were that ambitious, I'd use peroxide.

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    I have a bidet and I love her

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    Quote Originally Posted by doctor_wp View Post
    If I were that ambitious, I'd use peroxide.
    scrubbing bubbles bathroom foaming tub cleaner
    Outwardly there is cronological time. The mind has applied this internally, it says, logically there is time its obvious. So then the mind thinks within time. I am a little depressed now, but i will get to a state of non depression later. The now and later is the time. Takes time to get from here to there. This is also creating a duality. Two things. I am this(the now), i will be that(the later). Simple things like this make you believe in theres a me controlling the thinking.
    nawmchomsky?

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