We (you, me, your friends) were all in this condo or Airbnb, dark woods, sleek, but elegant, not an open floor plan because there were a lot of rooms. It was the night before the wedding and something happened on the grooms side to where it was unlikely the next day was going to happen. Your people were trying to find a way to be there for you, and I told them I got it, we talked through things and you were like fuck this, I’m a boss.
Your friends were relieved you were taking it well but then we came to find you and you were naked doing some yoga poses or meditation or some shit and a black girl (this how I know it didn’t make sense cuz you ain’t got no black friends) was like “alright alright you are taking it too far now” and we all had a good chuckle and rest of the night.
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