I think the closest I came was fooling around with my neighbor's wife at a birthday party for their young son
I pretty much grew up with these people. Husband was a nice dude but kinda square. Wife was ditzy and always acted younger than she was. They babysat me and my brother. Watched us grow up.
Anyways
I'm 18 and the wifey is about late 30s at the time.
The old fucks are in the other room talking around the table.
I'm watching TV in the living room and she's sprawled out in a wine stupor next to me.
We're talking. It's all innocent until she starts getting weird and flirty. She's saying shit like she could always tell me and my brother would grow up to be cute.
We start kissing.
Husband is like 30 feet away and this drunk bitch is fondling/squeezing my junk.
I remember my mom walking in with this awkward laugh like "what are you guys up to?". And that was that.
I'm really surprised ma didn't press on. I think she was drunk off her ass too and not fully processing what was going on. Whole scenario was bizarre as fuck.
All I know is I was probably a few min away from having my dick in my neighbor's mouth.
What made me think about this is that I found out that they got foreclosed on recently and lost everything.
I guess the son flunked out of college and he's linked to a few home invasions right now.
lol
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